by Flemming Funch
Long list of some of the best signs from the peace march in Washington D.C. on January 18th:- Drunken frat boy drives country into ditch.
- Bush/Cheney: Malice in Blunderland
- Who would Jesus bomb?
- War begins with 'Dubya'.
- Bush is proof that empty warheads can be dangerous.
- Let's bomb Texas, they have oil too.
- How did our oil get under their sand?
- Daddy, can I start the war now?
- 1000 points of light and one dim bulb.
- Sacrifice our SUV's, not our children.
- Preemptive impeachment.
- Frodo has failed, Bush has the ring.
- Look, I'll pay more for gas!
- He is a moron and a bully.
- It's the stupid economy.
- Draft dodgers shouldn't start wars.
- War is sweet to those who haven't tasted it (Erasmus).
- Our grief [over 9/11] is not a cry for war.
- Different Bush, same shit.
- Stop the Bushit.
- Just war/just oil.
- You don't have to like Bush to love America.
- Bushes are for pissing on.
- Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld: the asses of evil.
- Stop the excess of evil [gives figures for the multibillion dollar defense budget].
- $1 billion a day to kill people -- what a bargain.
- What's the difference between me & God? He might forgive Bush, but I won't.
- Smush Bush.
- America, get out of the Bushes.
- It's time to trim the Bush.
- Pro-lifers: Wake from Bush's propaganda spell -- war kills innocent children.
- Don't make me come back here [to a peace rally] again.
- An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind (Gandhi).
- Let Exxon send their own troops.
- Curious, George? -- get a clue.
- There's a terrorist behind every Bush.
- How many bodies per mile?
- SUV owners roll over for terrorism.
- We can't afford to rule the world.
- War is so 20th century!
- 9-11-01: 15 Saudis, 0 Iraqis.
- While you were watching the war, Bush was raping America.
- Don't waive your rights while waving your flag.
- Leave Desert Storm to the desert.
- Drop Bush not bombs.
- Sacrifice our SUVs, not our children.
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
- Bush is to Christianity as Osama is to Islam.
- I asked for universal health care and all I got was this lousy stealth bomber.
- America's problems won't be solved in Iraq.
- War is not a family value.
- 2 sided poster, one side has a picture of a chubby feline, with the words: GOOD FAT CAT other side has a picture of Cheney, with the words: BAD FAT CAT
- Colorfully dressed drag queen carrying a sign that says: I am the bomb.
- Picture of the peace symbol: back by popular demand.
- A picture of Bush with a red-stained upper lip: Got blood?
- A picture of Bush saying "Why should I care what the American people think? They didn't vote for me"
- A picture of Bush saying "Ask me about my lobotomy."
- Beneath a picture of Osama bin Laden dressed as Uncle Sam: I want YOU to bomb Iraq.
- Beneath a picture of a menacing soldier pointing his rifle/bayonet toward the viewer: Say it! One Nation under God. Say it!
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