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 Frodo has failed, Bush has the ring.2003-02-10 23:34
by Flemming Funch

Long list of some of the best signs from the peace march in Washington D.C. on January 18th:
  • Drunken frat boy drives country into ditch.
  • Bush/Cheney: Malice in Blunderland
  • Who would Jesus bomb?
  • War begins with 'Dubya'.
  • Bush is proof that empty warheads can be dangerous.
  • Let's bomb Texas, they have oil too.
  • How did our oil get under their sand?
  • Daddy, can I start the war now?
  • 1000 points of light and one dim bulb.
  • Sacrifice our SUV's, not our children.
  • Preemptive impeachment.
  • Frodo has failed, Bush has the ring.
  • Look, I'll pay more for gas!

  • He is a moron and a bully.
  • It's the stupid economy.
  • Draft dodgers shouldn't start wars.
  • War is sweet to those who haven't tasted it (Erasmus).
  • Our grief [over 9/11] is not a cry for war.
  • Different Bush, same shit.
  • Stop the Bushit.
  • Just war/just oil.
  • You don't have to like Bush to love America.
  • Bushes are for pissing on.
  • Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld: the asses of evil.
  • Stop the excess of evil [gives figures for the multibillion dollar defense budget].
  • $1 billion a day to kill people -- what a bargain.
  • What's the difference between me & God? He might forgive Bush, but I won't.
  • Smush Bush.
  • America, get out of the Bushes.
  • It's time to trim the Bush.
  • Pro-lifers: Wake from Bush's propaganda spell -- war kills innocent children.
  • Don't make me come back here [to a peace rally] again.
  • An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind (Gandhi).
  • Let Exxon send their own troops.
  • Curious, George? -- get a clue.
  • There's a terrorist behind every Bush.
  • How many bodies per mile?
  • SUV owners roll over for terrorism.
  • We can't afford to rule the world.
  • War is so 20th century!
  • 9-11-01: 15 Saudis, 0 Iraqis.
  • While you were watching the war, Bush was raping America.
  • Don't waive your rights while waving your flag.
  • Leave Desert Storm to the desert.
  • Drop Bush not bombs.
  • Sacrifice our SUVs, not our children.
  • Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
  • Bush is to Christianity as Osama is to Islam.
  • I asked for universal health care and all I got was this lousy stealth bomber.
  • America's problems won't be solved in Iraq.
  • War is not a family value.
  • 2 sided poster, one side has a picture of a chubby feline, with the words: GOOD FAT CAT other side has a picture of Cheney, with the words: BAD FAT CAT
  • Colorfully dressed drag queen carrying a sign that says: I am the bomb.
  • Picture of the peace symbol: back by popular demand.
  • A picture of Bush with a red-stained upper lip: Got blood?
  • A picture of Bush saying "Why should I care what the American people think? They didn't vote for me"
  • A picture of Bush saying "Ask me about my lobotomy."
  • Beneath a picture of Osama bin Laden dressed as Uncle Sam: I want YOU to bomb Iraq.
  • Beneath a picture of a menacing soldier pointing his rifle/bayonet toward the viewer: Say it! One Nation under God. Say it!

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11 Feb 2003 @ 03:12 by shawa : T´would be...
...sooo funny, if it wasn´t tragic.  

11 Feb 2003 @ 20:38 by maxtobin : Glad the US is mobilizing
"There's a terrorist behind every Bush" Alana fell off the chair with laughter then got chills and says like father like son.
A picture of Bush saying "Why should I care what the American people think? They didn't vote for me" OOOH Dear so many true words said in hope of change (not just in jest) rhymes with justice but there aint none, AND it sure is hard to digest.  

18 Dec 2003 @ 22:02 by Mike @ : Ignorant Democrats.....
You liberals really crack me up. Afer reading some of these comments you just have to wonder why you guys keep losing elections. Look no further than you rocket scientists. Bush in 04!!!  

1 May 2004 @ 21:10 by pooks @ : even cats and dogs
Love the Frodo t-shirt. I'll be wearing one proudly in Texas.

And for the pooch who has everything:


3 Jul 2004 @ 12:13 by This is Great @ : we all keep losing
so long as democrats and republicans control the world, we all lose. vote libertarian and restore our constitutional republic.

this shirt is great by the way, it got to keep one. it's too funny - and true!  

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