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Cops or strippers

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 Cops or strippers2003-05-06 23:59
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JERUSALEM (Reuters) -- An Israeli policeman responding to neighbors' complaints about a rowdy all-female party received an unexpected welcome at the door when revellers mistook him for a stripper and began to take off his clothes and stroke him. "The women had ordered a stripper dressed as a police officer," national police spokesman Gil Kleiman said on Monday. The policeman showed the women his badge but they thought it was part of the act.
That's just splendid. So much better than going out and beating people up and arresting them. And now we're at it, imagine we send an army to some other county, and they just think the soldiers are all strippers and they take them inside to touch the hair on their chest and stuff dinars in their underwear. Nobody would get around to that war thing.

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7 May 2003 @ 13:39 by dwig : What if...
Your last imagining leads to an interesting variation on the old peace slogan:

"What if they gave a war and everybody came -- instead!"  

29 Apr 2016 @ 04:20 by Cathleen @ : SdoBNOcayZnQfhuWa
Well, it seems to me that the fraudulent filings by this attorney while in practice made him perfectly qualified for a position in any New York State Court Clerk's office. In NY, it's not a matter of what's right or wrong- it's a matter of just creating whatever paperwork is needed to accomplish the desired result. And if that paperwork is fraduulent, well, that's just the way it is.  

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