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 Dating Conservatives for Bush2004-08-24 23:56
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I thought it was a joke at first, but no, ConservativeMatch is real. So, if you the range of your political horizon is Traditionalist, Very Conservative, Conservative or Moderate, then you might find your love here. It will also help matters greatly if none of you are very bright. On second thought, I'm not sure if it is wise to help you procreate, so maybe you should stay home and study the bible and watch Fox News instead.

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25 Aug 2004 @ 00:48 by jmarc : this may be more to your liking
concerned singles. http://www.concernedsingles.com/ Concerned, lol.  

25 Aug 2004 @ 08:51 by ming : Dating
A "scrupulously ethical progressive dating service", hah, yeah, we could just as well make fun of that. You'd have to date the proper percentage of minorities and handicapped people, of course.  

27 Aug 2004 @ 22:15 by bkodish : Would you care to share your life
with someone who had very different political/social/religious views than you?

Especially if they condescended to you because they assumed you could not be not very 'bright',as 'enlightened' as them, etc.? How long do you think such a relationship would last?

In all seriousness, why shouldn't similar-interested people have their own dating service?  

28 Aug 2004 @ 14:38 by EdKnight @ : What I've been looking for my whole life
Maybe everybody who finds this site (conservative dating) a little amusing can meet local conservatives at a pub, get them ripping drunk, then call the law on them as they attempt to drive home. Just so they can gain an appreciation for good old law and order. Then the streets will FINALLY be safe, with all the FOX watchers off of them.  

30 Aug 2004 @ 00:09 by ming : Dating
The thing is that dating sites are always about matching up people's preferences. A typical dating site has a lot of pulldown lists and checkboxes. Smoking/non-smoking, religion, politics, entertainment preferences, pets, etc. And what the site does is simply to match these up, or to allow searches on them, so one can get what one prefers. And, yes, of course it often doesn't work well to choose somebody with a drastically different political or religious observation than yourself. Even though diversity in the smaller things often are good for a relationship.

But the thing I find funny, and even a bit repugnant, is that some people are so terribly afraid of even possibly, potentially running into people with the "wrong" preferences, that they wish to pretend them out of existence from the get-go. You know, somebody who'd make a celibacy dating site, to try to enforce on young people that their minds don't even have the possibility of being "polluted" by other young people who potentially might consider having sex. Or fanatical vegans who'd be repulsed by even finding meat-eating being an option in one of those pull-down lists. Which easily gets into hypocrisy and blatant manipulation of others. Trying to pretend that certain choices just don't even exist. 1984. War is Peace.

Reminds me of that little ISP that has created some scandal recently, called Nigger-Free Hosting. I suppose they're free to do hosting for white people, but putting it that way says a whole lot about how they think, and nothing good.  

30 Aug 2004 @ 23:38 by Kate @ : Wow
This is one of the stupidest things ever. Yeah! Way to encourage partisan prejudice.  

27 Sep 2004 @ 04:50 by RCA @ : Boo
Ming, you're credibility goes way down with this one. What the hell is wrong with like-minded people trying to meet? And your comment about it helping not to be bright--is just idiotic. In my experience, conservatives are smarter than their lefty counterparts. Often, the latter espouse ideas that they think will make them look smart ("I listen to NPR") when in fact their ideas are not clearly thought out.  

27 Sep 2004 @ 22:22 by ming : Frames
Well, that whole left-right, conservative-liberal thing is a big scam, I think. Making it look like you have a choice when you weren't given one. And besides, they're misnamed. The Liberals are a lot more conservative, and the Conservatives are building their own communist state. And none of them are particularly liberal. Anyway, I'd rather have a free society of free people.

I'm all for like-minded people meeting. I'm a little worried about close-minded people meeting.  

30 Sep 2004 @ 02:14 by ming : Communists
Good for you. Anyway, with secret police, detention camps and suspension of people's rights Bush's regime looks a lot more to me like a communist totalitarian system than any of the alternatives. And not conservative at all. It is time to reinstate the constitution. And put 1984 on the reading list too. War is Peace.  

8 Nov 2004 @ 21:39 by Redders @ : sure he is...
Sen. John Kerry was as much a communist as George Bush is an interlectual.  

9 Nov 2004 @ 00:47 by ming : interlectuals
ehm, that's about right, I guess.  

12 Nov 2004 @ 15:02 by ming : Dating Democrats
Heheh, well, promoting that would sort of go against my stance of making fun at politically oriented dating sites. Well, mostly it was the tone of that conservative site that struck me, appealing to narrowmindedness. A dating site would of course be about finding like-minded people somehow. And I can see you've covered all bases, almost, by having both a DatingDemocrats and a DatingRepublicans site.
http://datingdemocrats.com/images/cartoon_donkey.gif http://datingdemocrats.com/images/cartoon_elephant.gif
But I think maybe the conservative republicans will find the mating elephants a little too raunchy for them. Maybe if he were slapping her with a bible instead? Fun, though.  

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