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 Google Gulp Beta2005-04-01 14:37
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Google announces the introduction of Google Gulp (beta), a drink that will make you smart enough to actually understand your search results.
Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you'll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge.
Gee, they seem to be everywhere, those Google guys.

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14 Jun 2005 @ 00:44 by trisha @ : google gulp
just to let ya know it was just a april fool's joke  

14 Jun 2005 @ 14:35 by ming : april fool
Yes, I know. But sometimes I like to double-check that my readers are smart enough to notice things like that too.  

19 Jun 2012 @ 22:08 by Craz Dude @ : How to get one
What is this for?  

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